Jake wrote the following little diddy in Byron's birthday card:
BYOB...No need to explain that one. Haha. But seriously HAPPY BIRTHDAY champ. Go do something crazy or play with a doll or shoot a sign. Anything that you do on this oh so special day, REMEMBER do it while you're still young brother. I love you with the passion of 1,000 jumping kangaroos. ****
*Names were not changed to protect the innocent.
**Punctuation added throughout for clarity.
***Jake is a champ for using "you're" correctly (even though he apparently doesn't know how to use commas or periods).